I’m talking a break from tumblr because its getting really distracting and interfering with my real life so I wont be on for a few days or maybe a week or two so just a heads up.
so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when
okay wtf they can’t be serious
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
I have an easel set up in my room and I just walked in and forgot it was there. Out of the corner of my eye it looked like a tall man was standing in my room and I nearly dropped on the floor sweet Jesus lawd
ground control to major tom
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Who wants to play a game called Spot the Asshole?
I’d reblog this on my other blog but people need to learn about this if they work in fast food and I have a lot of followers on my main blog.
DON’T FUCKING DO THIS, YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS.
seriously though, i’ve heard stories of people giving “skinny” people regular soda instead of diet… newsflash: high blood sugars make you lose weight. a skinny persom that asks for diet soda could very well be diabetic… and then if you give them regular soda, you could cause some serious damage, even comas or death. i don’t care how you feel towards a customer, GIVE THEM THE DRINK THEY ASKED FOR.
There is a coffee place near my home and they happens to serve sugar-free hot chocolate being a type one diabetic this is great because it has about half the amount of carbs. This one time I ordered it the employee rolled his eyes at me. When I got my drink I thought it tasted differently but I was with friends and wasn’t paying a ton of attention. Later my blood sugar was in the high 400s and we had no idea why, everything was in order. I had to stay up all night to get my blood sugars under control. I thought of the employee might have something to do with it. The next day I went back and the same guy was working, my mom confronted him and the manager and the guy admitted that he had given me a regular hot coco and had even put extra sugar in it. He tried to justify his actions because ” how was he supposed to know I was diabetic” and ”I thought just thought she was some chick trying to lose weight that she didn’t need to lose” He lost his job and I never went back there. But it put be in danger and if I hadn’t caught the high when I did I could of ended up in the hospital.
Something like that hot cocoa thing is ridiculously dangerous. With soda the taste is such a drastic difference that while it is still dangerous you have a much better chance of immediately realizing something is wrong.
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
this is the funniest page in the entire manga
WHAT IS THIS FROM
You could stop at five or six stores… Or just one
from what i understand theyre from recordings at a local theater company that specializes in helping people improve upon their communication skills through lines and expressions.
i think thats why the “five or six stores” line is used so often; it feels completely fucking unnatural to say so they need to try to make it sound as convincing as possible
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
I nearly choked.
I don’t think I ever uploaded these anywhere, but here are a few doodles of Jenny that I did as requests a while back.
Your dedication to staying on-model is as unsettling as it is admirable.
This game looks really beautiful! I love the art direction, it’s really refreshing. I hope it’s good.