International House of Pamcakes
pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake


Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake

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Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

theamazingindi:

soyonscruels:

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all…

poppunkliving:

jedavu:

Movie Stars Revisit Their Famous Role

This is amazing

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

rollingonthefloorlikedraco:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

This has to be intentional

shitfestcomic:

#135

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

mistercoventry:

one of the grossest sounds in the world is the sound of a small child coughing

noodleweight:

catsgomeowalot:

my new favorite gum

what the fuck.

noodleweight:

catsgomeowalot:

my new favorite gum

what the fuck.

hanshizoe:

i’m officially done with my sense of humor omg

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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pauble:

badgerofshambles:

The tiiiiiniest toad you can imagine

ITS SO TINY IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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Anonymous

:O whoah so many thank you thank you!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  No, because I am not Oedipus
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
 Hahaha no I only have one ex and I haven’t seen him for years
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
 Nope I’m extra virgin olive oil :P
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
 Trust is HUGE for me. I put a lot of trust in my friends on a daily basis and so far no one has shown me reason not to trust them and I am incredibly thankful for that.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
 No I’m not even close friends with him :(
6. What are you excited for?
 I’m excited for marching band season to start up so I can hang out with my band family!
7. What happened tonight?
 Tonight I figured out a bunch of fun scheduling stuff because life is gonna get really busy soon!
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
 I wouldn’t say disgusting. I mean, its not cute when they can’t even stand anymore but its not disgusting.
9. Is confidence cute?
 Confidence is very very cute! Too much is awful but just the right amount is precious <3
10. What is the last beverage you had?
 A Starbucks mocha frappuccino
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
 I trust most of my guy friends. Some are a bit sketchy but most are really great people.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
 Yep!
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
 Probably work :/
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
 I owe my friend a frappuccino for giving me a ride to something
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
 No :/
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
 Probably!
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
 That would be my best friend Josh. He’s really chill about everything so I feel like I can tell him anything that’s on my mind

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon