International House of Pamcakes

lornacrowleys:

putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

So im 16, androgynous, 5'9, and i have blue/grey eyes and light brown hair. I like horror movie but im a total weenie after i watch them and i really love halloween, id probably take you to the zoo/aquarium because theres a ton of really cool animals
Anonymous

Ooooh I love your eye color! And a date at the zoo? That sounds so awesome I looove the zoo <3 

*removes one earbud* what
Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

psychotictk:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMFG LETS DO THIS PLEASE GUYS.

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

may u forever have the artistic courage of a 13 yr old with a wolf oc on deviantart

my god what have i done

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

brockianultracricket:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

bertas-dong:

ivygourd:

ivygourd:

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

THIS IS HORRIFYING

I can’t stop watching this I blame bailey for bringing this curse upon me and my dash

Wow

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

mumblingsage:

xekstrinavidad:

fictionwritingtips:

thebluebird:

A professional script reader read 300 screenplays for five different studios, all the while tracking the many recurring problems. The infographic he made with the collected data offers a glimpse at where screenwriting goes wrong.

pay attention to this

this is important even if you don’t write scripts

This is exceedingly important to all storytellers

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot


*Soy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

*Soy Groot