I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.
2000+ people are very happy for you
Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.
did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all…
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
one of the grossest sounds in the world is the sound of a small child coughing
i’m officially done with my sense of humor omg
when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
:O whoah so many thank you thank you!
Polygons measuring spoon