I AM SORRY I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF.
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
“I’m just a crosshair
I’m just a shot away from you
And if you leave here,
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie"
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
Hey guys I’m doing commissions for some cosplay money and general gifts for my friends!
$10 line art
$15 flat color
$20 full color
(also $5 chibis!)
If you could buy something it would help me out a ton! :D
but imagine if guy-man’s helmet could do this
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
when you realize we all turned into squidward
"how would you describe yourself"